Local band to perform concept album “shutfuckwipeass”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Rock is alive and well in North Bay says local punk Happy Kirkkert. “Yeah, we had a rough time with Covid,” explains Happy. “We were still playing basements, but we didn’t have a crowd anymore. Some of that was the pandemic, but mostly it was because […]

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Review: Freedom Rally with FAKE Chris Sky

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tension was in the air as the Fake Chris Sky took the stage at the Kiwani Bandshell on Sunday afternoon. But the tension quickly broke as a polite, well-mannered FAKE Chris Sky began by thanking everyone for being a part of his Freedom (To Read) Rally. “Reading […]

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Giant Glade Plugin installed next to Sewage Treatment Plant

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Plug it in, plug it in! To celebrate the opening of a new factory near Memorial Drive, S. C. Johnson has approved the construction of a 40 foot tall Glade Plugin Air Freshener next to the Sewage Treatment Plant. The enormous scented oil freshener, affectionately named […]

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Doug Ford Releases Emergency Alert For New Pixar Film

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff ONTARIO – Lights! Camera! Action! If there’s one thing that all of Ontario likes, it’s Toronto.  So the recent announcement that Pixar’s new animated film ‘Turning Red” will take place in Toronto had Premier and Toronto enthusiast Doug Ford scrambling to tell everyone. And he did — with an […]

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Large corporation solves housing crisis with serfdom

From: Josie Beamish, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY — As the housing market continues to boom, some priced out millennials are rejecting both the modern idea of homeownership and gig economy in one fell swoop.  Blutsauger Inc, a self-proclaimed “forward thinking venture capital firm with a synergetic outlook towards the future of work and home life”, has […]

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