Pedestrian stills feels guilty about cutting through ONTC building

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Pedestrian Hailey Anson approaches the ONTC Terminal with trepidation. “I went to Home Hardware and now I need to go home to Second Ave.,” explains Anson. “The fastest way is down Fisher, but that means I’ll have to cut through the Ontario Northland building.” “Again.” Anson […]

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Al McDonald buys camouflage Predator suit in ultimate bid for transparency

From: Josie Beamish, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — As summer turns to fall and the leaves start to change their colours, residents of West Ferris have been treated to something very unexpected appearing in the canopy of the local forestry: Mayor Al McDonald.  Doubling down following the controversy regarding ongoing claims of conflicts of interest as well […]

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Councillor Mark King on city-wide suplexing spree

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – City Councillor Mark King has slapped on a pair of spandex tights and is suplexing everyone who comes near him. The senior Councillor is currently feuding with the tag-team of Bill and Tanya Vrebosch – otherwise known as Team VreBASH. “You know something…?” growls a sweating […]

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Study Suggests Ten “Magic 8 Balls” Should Replace City Council

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – There is nothing more ‘North Bay’ than studies that will go ignored.  Requesting “state-of-the-art math,” complete with complex algorithms and “lots of random letters where there should be numbers,” City Council commissioned a study to find new efficiencies within City Hall.   “1s and 0s don’t lie […]

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It’s Election Day, so here’s some dog pics to help you relax

NORTH BAY — As millions of voters go to the polls to decide the fate of Canada, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the one thing that unites us: photos of dogs. First, here are our local representatives: Greg “Heil Bernier!” Galante (PPC) Scott “Not A Lizardman” Robertson (NDP) Anthony “U Can’t C Me” […]

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