From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff
WEST NIPISSING — In times like these we often see ourselves pushed to the limit, and no one knows this more than those on the West Nipissing Council.
With the most recent West Nipissing disagreement, Mayor Joanne Savage has not been optimistic.
“There is no way that City Council can continue working like this,” explains Savage. “If we go online, 3 Councillors and I will be unable to attend. If we go in person, a bunch of ingrates like Malette will act like of babies and not show up.”
“The solution is obvious – a parking lot rumble. To the death!”
“Or, at least until there is a clear winner.”
And so it will be.
The West Nipissing Council will meet in the LCBO parking lot across from the West Nipissing Municipality building. Weapons are not only being allowed, but are being strongly encouraged.
Sunday night, Councillors Chris Fisher, Roland Larabie, Leo Malette and Dan Roveda streamed a warning live from a poorly lit parking garage covered in graffiti. Malette spoke straight to the camera.
“You may be walking into that LCBO parking lot but you won’t be walking out,” snarls an unhinged, folding-chair-wielding Malette. “It’s up to you whether you leave in an ambulance or in a hearse!”
“If you thought Council was dysfunctional before, THEN JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS FRIDAY! OOOOHHHH YYYEEEAAAAHHH!!!!”
Malette’s video quickly led to Mayor Savage responding via Twitter.
Where To Watch
The West Nipissing LCBO Parking Lot Rumble will take place at 10pm Friday night. The event is to be broadcast by YourTV live, with repeat airings at 4pm and 8pm the following day.
11 thoughts on “West Nipissing Council to settle disputes with Parking Lot Rumble”
This is so immature!!! And then we wonder why there is so much hatred, wars, toxic and dysfunctionnal people around us….and these people were voted in for the betterment of West Nipissing…..unbelievable!!! God bless us all.
This is so immature!!! And then we wonder why there is so much hatred, wars, toxic and dysfunctionnal people around us….and these people were voted in for the betterment of West Nipissing…..unbelievable!!! God bless us all. Ça tourne pas rond, non????
Time for everyone to grow up. Take their responsibility seriously & find a solution to resume council meetings. This is a real joke. I’m truly ashamed of them all.
LOL. I love Leo Malette! He’s the warmest, kindest, most sincere person on council. If he was going to punch Savage he’d hit her with a marshmallow. He’s never been the problem. When he was Deputy Mayor and had to conduct a meeting, talk about smooth operator – unlike the mayor’s current barking pitbull.
F…….. Grow up
This does not serves people’s interests. A computer will be more discipline and more rational to serve our interests.
People this is all a joke by thenorthbaybay
This is ridiculous !!!
Author, you should be ashamed of yourself for making up stories like this. You are playing with people’s lives!!!
This would be fantastic!
Some of these council members are getting what they deserve. How can one be so blinded by the mayor?
Get rid of them all start fresh bunch of dummies
I think it is great that the North Bay Bay is starting to lampoon nascent Trumpism and pitbull politics in West Nipissing.
If you run out of foolish petulant politicians in North Bay you have plenty of fodder here in Sturgeon.
Keep up the great satire.
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