From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff
NORTH BAY — Local woman and #bossbabe Victoria Peel spent all of Monday in high spirits.
“This whole ‘covid pandemic’ thing has really gotten me down,” pouts Peel. “So for all of Canada to have a day just for people like me really, like, helped lift my #girlboss vibes.”
Victoria Day, which fell on May 18th this year, “is a day for every successful Victoria in all of Canada,” explains Peel.
Peel, who has spent years as a self-described “mompreneur,” thinks that the only thing better than a day for all Victoria’s would be a day where “everybody became their own #momboss.”
“For this month only, you can get an entire #starterkit for $26 with no commitment,” smiles Victoria to a retreating North Bay Bay reporter.
“Look at this kit,” entreats Victoria from her driveway. “You can be a ‘kitnapper’ if you want to! I’m ok with that! You can decide to earn some extra cash! I’m ok with that too! You can build #yourbusiness and #grow your team and make a living with these products, and I’M OK WITH THAT EVEN MORE!”
Leaping onto the hood of The North Bay Bay’s reporting vehicle and party van, Victoria stares directly into everyone’s ethereal souls.
“JUST KNOW THAT WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO DO, I’M HERE FOR YOU” howls Victoria directly into the windshield. “BUT DON’T WAIT TOO LONG, ONLY A SET NUMBER OF JOIN KITS ARE AVAILABLE!”
“SEND ME A MESSAGE AND LET’S CHAT!” yowls Victoria as the van peels away. “IT’S NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME! HAPPY VICTORIA DAY!”