From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff
NORTH BAY – It’s no conspiracy – The United Nations has sent troops to Ottawa via the Jack Garland Airport.
After a YouTube video surfaced showing several white Bombardier CRJ series airplanes with a large “UN” painted on them, United Nations representative Sharon Peters confirmed that the multinational organization had sent 32 troops to Ottawa.
“It was a four hour trip from North Bay to Ottawa, with bad weather to contend with,” explains Peters. “But luckily for everyone, all of the troops arrived in time for their assignment.”
“An assignment which they succeeded in, I might add” smiles Peters.
Far Reaching Powers Used
The unprecedented use of the United Nation’s power will have some questioning the organisation’s actions, but Peters says no one should be worried.
“We value peace above all else,” says Peters. “The UN’s purpose is to “aim for the settlement of international disputes or situations which might lead to a breach of the peace.”
“That’s exactly why we needed to send the troops in green to Ottawa.”
Troop Victory
“You see, it’s a little known fact that Prime Ministers Sanna Marin of Denmark and Mette Frederiksen of Finland are huge fans of Ontario Hockey.”
“Marin cheers for the 67s while Frederiksen is a big Battalion fan, so when they heard that The North Bay Battalion might not be able to get to Ottawa on February 20th for their game due to bad weather, they asked if the UN wouldn’t lend a hand.”
“Personally, I’m a Mississauga Steelheads girl, but it was a favour easily done.”
The 32-man North Bay Battalion, led by top troops Brandon Coe and Ty Nelson, faced the Ottawa 67’s that night and won, 6-2.
“Now Sanna owes Marin a case of Koff Poter,” laughs Peters. “And The Battalion are 2nd in the league.”
“But they’re still #2 to my beloved Steelheads.”
“Suck on that, Finland!”
What the hell is going on ! I consider that an act of war against the Canadian people . Where the fuck is our Army sworn to protect the Canadian Citizens ? Time to stop some paychecks , and ask some really hard questions as to the patriotism of the protection that we are paying for . To all politicians , army , RCMP , health authorities and other complicit organizations . Time to sit back and decide which side you are going to be on !
Chris, it’s a joke big guy.
I AGREE, KLAUSE SCHWAB, SOME OLD PEDOPHILE, NEUROTIC, SS WANNA BE HAS SENT 300 DETAILED PLANS OF GLOBAL ATTACK TO THESE CHILDREN THAT HAVE BEEN VOTED IN BY A CORRUPT VOTING SYSTEM. NOW HE HAS THEM ALL PUSHING THIS GERMAINS GLOBAL DOMINATION !
32 UN solders don’t even make up an observation unit. WHEREAS there are hundreds of police sweeping the capitol.
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Tax strike!
You really think it is a joke? You think that they would admit to invade a country? The fact is there were 2 UN planes sitting on the Thunder Bay airport
https://www.baytoday.ca/local-news/no-conspiracy-plot-un-plane-here-for-regular-maintenance-says-voyageur-5088475
It was 32 TROOPS and not 32 People 🤦🏻♀️
Are you guys all nuts? This is about the local hockey team!!!
“The 32-man North Bay Battalion, led by top troops Brandon Coe and Ty Nelson, faced the Ottawa 67’s that night and won, 6-2.” –
Some of you are trying to tell me that those 2 huge jets were just to fly 32 hockey players in? The UN jets could fly, but no other means to get them there? Riiiiggght.
That’s how you get ‘police’ to smash an old lady’s head with a rifle butt and shit on people in a country like no countryman would do. You use UN troops.