It’s here! The North Bay Bay Book!
6 Overdue DVDs.
Please don’t tell the library.
Perfectly designed for that friend who actually bought their grad gown and still wears it sometimes “for fun,” The North Bay Bay book makes a great gift, good projectile, or an adequate support for your wobbly kitchen table.
Featuring 101 articles, The North Bay Bay book is filled with raccoon fight clubs, barbarous Blanding’s turtles, sentient yellow ties, ginormous gnawing shadflies, sinking carousels, death lasers and a lizardman. There’s also a few bonus blank pages in there for your scribbles.
Own a throwable piece of North Bay’s fake history, today!