Memorial Gardens getting $12 million retractable canvas roof

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – The crack of a stick on the ice – the thwap! of a puck hitting the net – the glare of the sun in the opposition’s eyes… these are the dreams of Memorial Gardens Manager Stephen Boyle. Boyle is spearheading a campaign to earmark $12.2 million to […]

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Exposé: City Hall is actually a crashed alien spacecraft

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff HANMER — It is 3 am on July 8th, 1976 in the tiny township of Hanmer when a crash “like a thunderclap” wakes local farmer David St. Martin. Investigating the next day, St. Martin finds something incredible – nearly a kilometer of wreckage, and at its center is a “massive ship of […]

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Boissoin Demands Recount

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – The North Bay Municipal election is over. The winners have been metaphorically crowned and the losers have been literally tarred, feathered, and paraded across town. But one man is not standing for it. The man? Will Boissoin. The election saw Mayor Al McDonald return as Mayor Al […]

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Will Boissoin loses all 4 of his votes

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following a series of public Facebook posts in which he compared the local police to pigs, Mayoral Candidate Will Boissoin appears to have lost all 4 of his votes. “It’s a shame, really” says friend Jacob Beaucage. “Will was relying on those votes to make him feel […]

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Sheldon Forgette on Main St. rampage

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — Following last night’s mayoral debate, in which Sheldon Forgette re-affirmed his stance on abolishing parking meters in downtown North Bay, Sheldon has since been spotted downtown swinging a sledgehammer. The Mayoral Candidate began his destructive frenzy by stopping his car on Main St. West, getting out, taking note […]

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22 live wolves to be released in city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following numerous complaints of deer in the city, the MNR has announced that it will be releasing 22 live gray wolves directly into the North Bay. “Deer can be invasive and destructive,” says MNR officer Stuart Tala. “They eat crops, grass, and gardens, and pose a […]

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