Breaking News: Doug Ford has legal pad of pointless lockdown names

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — As the province moves through its 3rd lockdown, Ontarians are wondering if there is an end in sight. To help alleviate fears, North Bay MPP Vic Fedeli recently took questions regarding the lockdown. But one answer revealed something incredible – Doug Ford has a legal pad […]

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North Bay launches its own cryptocurrency

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Look out Bitcoin! North Bay is smashing into the cryptocurrency market with a coin of its own. The Northcoin, a cryptocoin designed and launched by The City of North Bay, will soon be available for tech-savvy citizens to buy and trade. “These last few years have […]

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Fedeli confident O’Toole will make a great Batman

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Vic Fedeli, Nipissing MPP and Minister of Economic Development, Job Creation and Trade, loves him some Batman. “What’s not to love?” Fedeli asked an amused crowd on Monday. “He’s tall, strong, skilled, handsome, and rich – everything a Progressive Conservative wants to be.” “He also gets […]

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7 Storey Ice Shack “Not Technically Illegal” – Council  

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A nearly 80 foot tall ice shack sitting on Lake Nipissing is “not technically illegal” according to City Council. The gigantic fishing hut, which appears to be made up of multiple  smaller fishing huts, towers over everything around it. “Aye, she’s a sight for the eyes,” […]

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Ford/Fedeli announce $3.3 million to flood proof Airport Hill homes

From: Nora D. Shadsworth, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor NORTH BAY —  Premier Doug Ford, Minister of Infrastructure Laurie Scott, and Nipissing MPP Vic “Feed Me Seymour” Fedeli announced Tuesday a $200-million investment into rural and northern community infrastructure. Touted as “climate change preparedness” funding, $3.3 million of the funds is set to be funneled into North Bay. […]

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N. Ontario gives up on highways, declares “Mad Max” anarchy

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTHERN ONTARIO —  Following the defeat of Bill 125, the “Making Northern Ontario Highways Safer” act, Northern Ontario collectively said “fuck it, we’ll just do whatever this winter.” Bill 125, which was defeated yesterday, would have seen Northern Ontario highways treated the same as those in Southern Ontario, with snow […]

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