Councillor Mark King on city-wide suplexing spree

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – City Councillor Mark King has slapped on a pair of spandex tights and is suplexing everyone who comes near him. The senior Councillor is currently feuding with the tag-team of Bill and Tanya Vrebosch – otherwise known as Team VreBASH. “You know something…?” growls a sweating […]

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Santa not visiting North Bay, sending Krampus army instead

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse. Monday evening, a prepared announcement from the North Pole revealed that Santa would not only be bypassing North Bay this year, but also that Claus would be sending the Gateway to the North a “veritable army of […]

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North Bay City Council to Get Animated Series

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Turning a live-action show into an animated series is as Canadian as poutine. Trailer Park Boys, Corner Gas and Letterkenny have all received animated adaptations. Now it’s North Bay’s turn. The Animated Solution North Bay is looking to have their Council Meetings take place exclusively in […]

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North Bay Council totally unprepared for Stage 3

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Premier Doug Ford has announced Ontario will move forward to Stage 3 beginning Friday, and North Bay’s City Council is terrified. “It took us almost 2 months to get past Stage 1!” yells an overwhelmed Mike Anthony. “We spent weeks trying to figure out how to get past the pits, and […]

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New Soap Opera “Bays of Our Lives” Starts Filming

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A new daytime soap opera set in North Bay has started filming. Produced by Northern Bond Entertainment, the drama series is entitled “Bays of Our Lives” and will consist of 88 half hour episodes created for daytime television. Executive Producer Thelma Carter says the studio is excited to feature […]

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City Council declares lack of donuts an “emergency”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — An impromptu City Council meeting Thursday night was brought to a halt when Councillor Vic Tikus discovered that the meeting was sorely lacking donuts. Having started the meeting with two boxes of a dozen assorted donuts, Tikus discovered that nothing was left but “two Old Fashion […]

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