North Bay Bioengineering Winter Shadflies

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Shadfly season is well past, but that won’t stop the city of North Bay from trying to bring the lovable insects back. “Shadflies give North Bay a real sense of community,” explains Councillor Grey Terrence. “It also forces downtown business owners to clean up their storefronts […]

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Study looks at what would happen if shadflies had mouths

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – “There are no stupid studies, just stupid people.” Nowhere has this famous quote been truer than in North Bay.  Døgnflue University has partnered with The City of North Bay to answer a single burning question – what would the world be like if shadflies had mouths? […]

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City commissions a Shadfly Conservation Centre

From: Margaret Massey, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – North Bay is taking wing to protect the environment. The Shadfly Conservation Centre, a new building to be constructed along the waterfront, was greenlit for development by City Council on Tuesday. The superstructure will house shadflies as they make their mass exodus from Lake Nipissing. City Councillor […]

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Watch Out! New “Chadflies” Set to Invade City

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tarp up your boat and delete your browsing history because shadfly season is almost here. There have been some sightings of shadflies around North Bay, and much like friends who post Rebel Media content – if you see one, there’s probably more.   But that’s not […]

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Local Theorist Uncovers Shadfly Conspiracy

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bay was once known across the country as a perfect city where nothing happens. But local conspiracy theorist Andy Letterman wants to change that. Letterman has strong opinions on all the hot topic theories: landing on the moon, Paul McCartney being dead, and the “Snub Disphenoid […]

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Local news covering up actual giant shadfly attack

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Local scientist Headley Constant wants North Bay to know the truth. “On Monday evening North Bay was attacked by a gigantic shadfly,” declares Constant. “The local news has a photo of the event, but has refused to tell the public the truth. Instead, they’ve been conspiring […]

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