Newest Candidate Hopes to Soar into Mayorship

From: Briar Lion, community contributor NORTH BAY — North Bay has a familiar, and controversial, figure joining the mayoral race in the fall. But don’t let his small stature fool you – he is ready to fight. Wingy McForktail is a sentient shadfly who is tired of the lack of representation in the city. “I […]

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North Bay Bioengineering Winter Shadflies

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Shadfly season is well past, but that won’t stop the city of North Bay from trying to bring the lovable insects back. “Shadflies give North Bay a real sense of community,” explains Councillor Grey Terrence. “It also forces downtown business owners to clean up their storefronts […]

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Study looks at what would happen if shadflies had mouths

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – “There are no stupid studies, just stupid people.” Nowhere has this famous quote been truer than in North Bay.  Døgnflue University has partnered with The City of North Bay to answer a single burning question – what would the world be like if shadflies had mouths? […]

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BOTB – The History of the Cold Cold War

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Much like the relationship between Vin Diesel and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the Cold War was a long period of tension between the Western World and the Communist Countries.  With Canada and their Littlest Hobo morals, they were there for the Western World.  The Base was […]

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Watch Out! New “Chadflies” Set to Invade City

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tarp up your boat and delete your browsing history because shadfly season is almost here. There have been some sightings of shadflies around North Bay, and much like friends who post Rebel Media content – if you see one, there’s probably more.   But that’s not […]

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City Councillor demands shadflies be postponed

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Anyone who has been in North Bay during the early summer knows that shadflies are a thing, and they WILL steal your dog if given the chance. But in times like these, is it safe for the tiny insects to leave the water and die in our downtown? […]

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