It’s Election Day, so here’s some dog pics to help you relax

NORTH BAY — As millions of voters go to the polls to decide the fate of Canada, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the one thing that unites us: photos of dogs. First, here are our local representatives: Greg “Heil Bernier!” Galante (PPC) Scott “Not A Lizardman” Robertson (NDP) Anthony “U Can’t C Me” […]

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North Bay launches its own cryptocurrency

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Look out Bitcoin! North Bay is smashing into the cryptocurrency market with a coin of its own. The Northcoin, a cryptocoin designed and launched by The City of North Bay, will soon be available for tech-savvy citizens to buy and trade. “These last few years have […]

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Scott Robertson sells kidneys on North Bay Buy & Sell

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Councillor Scott Robertson is coming under fire for allegedly selling kidneys. “Late Monday night I was scrolling through the marketplace when I saw an ad,” explains Buy & Sell member Trish MacLean. “It just said ‘KIDNEYS’ and it featured a super blurry photo of what looked like […]

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Al McDonald Vows to Change North Bay’s Name

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff BAY – Mayor Al McDonald may be in the last term of his reign run as Mayor, but he’s going out with a bang. In a live press conference streamed through McDonald’s exclusive OnlyFans account, the Mayor of North Bay announced Sunday evening that he will be changing the […]

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North Bay Council totally unprepared for Stage 3

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Premier Doug Ford has announced Ontario will move forward to Stage 3 beginning Friday, and North Bay’s City Council is terrified. “It took us almost 2 months to get past Stage 1!” yells an overwhelmed Mike Anthony. “We spent weeks trying to figure out how to get past the pits, and […]

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City adds 20 foot “re-opening” doors to Gateway Arch

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff The City of North Bay is ready for Stage 2 of Ontario’s reopening strategy. A jubilant Mayor McDonald announced the completed construction of two gigantic “re-opening” doors which have been built into the City’s Gateway Arch. “These doors are a monument to the community, frontline workers, and essential employees that […]

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