City hires homeless to tackle deviant bicyclists

From: Margaret Massey and Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – City Councillor Vic Tikus believes that bicycle lanes are “a privilege.” “When we added bike lanes to the city it was with the understanding that cyclists would use them and be respectful,” says Tikus. “But I still saw bicyclists everywhere – on the roads, […]

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It’s Election Day, so here’s some dog pics to help you relax

NORTH BAY – As millions of voters go to the polls to decide the fate of Canada, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the one thing that unites us: photos of dogs. First, here are our local representatives: Greg “Heil Bernier!” Galante (PPC) Scott “Not A Lizardman” Robertson (NDP) Anthony “U Can’t C Me” […]

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North Bay launches its own cryptocurrency

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Look out Bitcoin! North Bay is smashing into the cryptocurrency market with a coin of its own. The Northcoin, a cryptocoin designed and launched by The City of North Bay, will soon be available for tech-savvy citizens to buy and trade. “These last few years have […]

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Scott Robertson sells kidneys on North Bay Buy & Sell

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Councillor Scott Robertson is coming under fire for allegedly selling kidneys. “Late Monday night I was scrolling through the marketplace when I saw an ad,” explains Buy & Sell member Trish MacLean. “It just said ‘KIDNEYS’ and it featured a super blurry photo of what looked like […]

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Al McDonald Vows to Change North Bay’s Name

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff BAY – Mayor Al McDonald may be in the last term of his reign run as Mayor, but he’s going out with a bang. In a live press conference streamed through McDonald’s exclusive OnlyFans account, the Mayor of North Bay announced Sunday evening that he will be changing the […]

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North Bay Council totally unprepared for Stage 3

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Premier Doug Ford has announced Ontario will move forward to Stage 3 beginning Friday, and North Bay’s City Council is terrified. “It took us almost 2 months to get past Stage 1!” yells an overwhelmed Mike Anthony. “We spent weeks trying to figure out how to get past the pits, and then […]

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