North Bay Mall still undisputed social distancing king

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Mask mandates are gone, and so are 90% of the stores in The North Bay Mall. The mall, which formally featured The Source, Northern Occasions, Tan Jay, Sport Chek, Café Botanica, and a dozen other stores that collectively make up what one might consider a “normal mall,” […]

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2nd Annual North Bay Orgy to be at Mall

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – The 2nd Annual North Bay Orgy is set to be held at the North Bay Mall. The multi-person sex fest will take on Friday, February 14th in the former Stitches store. Organizer Claire Aitkens says the store provides “a central location” that is “highly visible.” “This […]

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The Quintuplet Museum is Having a Black Friday Blowout Sale!

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – All remaining Quintuplets furniture, keepsakes, clothing, and memorabilia are all at least 50% off, with some items going as low as 90%! If you’ve ever been interested in “owning a part of history,” says Museum Curator Patty Barber, “Friday is your chance.” “We have dozens of […]

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Lakeshore No Frills finally completes gigantic shopping cart wall

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Hadrian’s Wall. The Wall of Jericho. The Great Wall of China. The Lakeshore No Frills Cart Wall. After years or trying to build an impenetrable wall of shopping carts around the Lakeshore Drive No Frills, “cart boys” Marty Edwards and Jacob “Ace” Whinery have finally succeeding in […]

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Man completes 17 day spirit quest alone in North Bay Mall

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Jeff Hayward is a new man. “I was lost,” declares an elated Hayward, “but now everything is so clear to me. Just over two weeks ago, I decided my life needed a new direction. I needed a purpose. And so, I packed up all the survival gear […]

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