Urgent Report: Canada Geese Have Attacked Downtown!

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – North Bay Bay field reporter Rooster Cogburn is reporting that a gang of ferocious Canada geese have terrorized the city’s downtown. The gang of violent birds were originally spotted lurking around Memorial Drive. After several residents lost cats and small dogs under suspicious circumstances, […]

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Giant Glade Plugin installed next to Sewage Treatment Plant

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Plug it in, plug it in! To celebrate the opening of a new factory near Memorial Drive, S. C. Johnson has approved the construction of a 40 foot tall Glade Plugin Air Freshener next to the Sewage Treatment Plant. The enormous scented oil freshener, affectionately named […]

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The North Bay Sinkhole

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff A new sinkhole on Memorial Drive has the City talking. During Tuesday’s Town Hall meeting, City Councillor Vic Tikus brought up the freshly former crater. “As many of you know, a new sinkhole has appeared on Memorial Drive near Queen St. What some of you don’t know is just how […]

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