Newest Candidate Hopes to Soar into Mayorship

From: Briar Lion, community contributor NORTH BAY — North Bay has a familiar, and controversial, figure joining the mayoral race in the fall. But don’t let his small stature fool you – he is ready to fight. Wingy McForktail is a sentient shadfly who is tired of the lack of representation in the city. “I […]

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Sheldon promises SKYSCRAPERS!

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — As municipal elections draw near, the mayoral candidates are now diving into the things that matter least: their platforms. While the city knows that Al McDonald wants to build up the waterfront, Gary Gardiner wants transparency and Will Boissoin wants create a Medieval Super Arena to protect […]

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Will Boissoin vows to move entire city into Memorial Gardens

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — It is no secret that mayoral candidate Will Boissoin loves Memorial Gardens. “It’s a world-class arena,” Boissoin declared in a recent interview. “It’s the best money the city has ever spent. I would have spent another $20 Million on it!” Following some “overwhelming support” for the idea […]

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Sheldon Forgette’s election sign winning mayoral race

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — With municipal elections looming on the horizon, many North Bay citizens are turning their eyes to early polls in order to gauge the political climate. Who leads and who follows affects those with hopes of one day becoming mayor, those with no hope of ever being mayor, and […]

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The 2nd ever Mayoral Rumble!™

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — The North Bay Municipal elections are upon us, and for many that can mean only one thing: Northbrand Wrestling’s 2nd ever “Mayoral Rumble!™“. “I love this town” says Northbrand Wrestling owner Dann Jarris, “Years ago I wanted to do more than just vote. I thought ‘what can I […]

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Dented pylon to run for mayor

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Perry, a dented traffic pylon which has sat on the Overpass for the last three weeks, will be running for Mayor. “I think Perry’s the perfect candidate” said a guy on Main St. “He’s bright orange and he stops people from running into things. What more do you need?” Perry, […]

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