Newest Candidate Hopes to Soar into Mayorship

From: Briar Lion, community contributor NORTH BAY — North Bay has a familiar, and controversial, figure joining the mayoral race in the fall. But don’t let his small stature fool you – he is ready to fight. Wingy McForktail is a sentient shadfly who is tired of the lack of representation in the city. “I […]

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The 2nd ever Mayoral Rumble!™

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — The North Bay Municipal elections are upon us, and for many that can mean only one thing: Northbrand Wrestling’s 2nd ever “Mayoral Rumble!™“. “I love this town” says Northbrand Wrestling owner Dann Jarris, “Years ago I wanted to do more than just vote. I thought ‘what can I […]

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Dented pylon to run for mayor

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Perry, a dented traffic pylon which has sat on the Overpass for the last three weeks, will be running for Mayor. “I think Perry’s the perfect candidate” said a guy on Main St. “He’s bright orange and he stops people from running into things. What more do you need?” Perry, […]

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Quints Museum to be launched into space

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff After months of speculation as to where the Quint Museum would end up, a representative of city council announced today it was heading to space. “The special review committee established by North Bay City Council has made the recommendation to strap the entirety of the Quint Museum to a […]

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