Lost City of Atlantis Found in Lake Nipissing

From: Barnaby Jenson, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – Two local fishermen believe they have discovered the Lost City of Atlantis. “We were just a-fishing, minding our own business,” says local Jake Collins. “When we pulled up what we thought was a fish. But it wasn’t a fish; it was some sort of ornate jewellery. Henry […]

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North Bay launches its own cryptocurrency

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Look out Bitcoin! North Bay is smashing into the cryptocurrency market with a coin of its own. The Northcoin, a cryptocoin designed and launched by The City of North Bay, will soon be available for tech-savvy citizens to buy and trade. “These last few years have […]

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North Bay changes logo in hopes that Disney will buy city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – North Bay wants Disney to be its guest. The city is moving forward with its campaign to “re-brand and re-package” in the hopes that The Walt Disney Company will invest in North Bay. “‘Invest’ isn’t the word I’d use so much as ‘buy,’” says Mayor Al McDonald. […]

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North Bay’s new rocket ready for Mars launch!

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – You’ve probably already noticed it – North Bay’s first space rocket. The 140 foot tall spacecraft, most of which sits below the King Cone on Lakeshore Drive, is “100% ready to go” explains City Councillor Marcus Tignanelli. “Everyone always complains about Council not spending […]

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Scientists discover giant crystal that draws people back to North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – 300 feet underground it sits undisturbed – a gigantic, prismatic crystal. The nearly 80 foot tall, faintly incandescent jewel was discovered by a group of intrepid scientists in early August. “To be honest, we weren’t originally looking for the crystal,” explains geologist Bruce Deveau. “Hallie dropped […]

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Enraged Tignanelli melts local news site’s servers with laser

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Today we learned a lesson: never expose a City Councillor who has access to a destructive high energy weapon. At approximately 5:05 pm on Thursday, April 30th, Marcus Tignanelli’s space laser, otherwise known as “Cindy,” fired on The North Bay Bay’s servers. The intense blast effectively shut down the […]

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