Leaked City Hall doc includes plan to mine uranium, time travel

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca North Bay City Hall has suspended public meetings following the leak of a document detailing a plan involving uranium and time travel. The 19-page document, entitled “Operation Manitou,” is a complicated strategy penned by at least 3 City Councillors. In it, the writers detail how they plan […]

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Giant “snowcircle” outside ONR puzzles city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A gigantic “snowcircle” which appeared outside the Ontario Northland Railway shop sometime Saturday evening has city officials puzzled. “To start, I want to make clear that this was not the work of a Municipal Employee,” says Grey Terrence, North Bay’s Chair of Public Works. “There’s just […]

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Exposé: City Hall is actually a crashed alien spacecraft

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff HANMER — It is 3 am on July 8th, 1976 in the tiny township of Hanmer when a crash “like a thunderclap” wakes local farmer David St. Martin. Investigating the next day, St. Martin finds something incredible – nearly a kilometer of wreckage, and at its center is a “massive ship of […]

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