Study confirms Gateway Home Hardware is staffed by demi-gods

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – An independent study has confirmed what everyone suspected: the Gateway Home Hardware is staffed by demi-gods and literal saints. The unassuming red and grey building also appears to be a pocket universe, containing an endless treasure trove of useful things. “At first I thought the study […]

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Study Suggests Ten “Magic 8 Balls” Should Replace City Council

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – There is nothing more ‘North Bay’ than studies that will go ignored.  Requesting “state-of-the-art math,” complete with complex algorithms and “lots of random letters where there should be numbers,” City Council commissioned a study to find new efficiencies within City Hall.   “1s and 0s don’t lie […]

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