New task force commissioned to protect election signs

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Defacing an election sign is a crime, and the city will have none of it. Enter the “Safe Sign Troop” – a highly specialised police detail focused solely on protecting North Bay’s federal election signs. The task force, made up of 12 officers in civilian dress […]

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North Bay Sign Wars escalate, 39 dead

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – It was pandemonium on the streets of the city as the North Bay Sign War escalated into a massive, full-scale battle. Wielding everything from medieval claymores to sharpened garden stakes, brawlers from all over the city clashed on Main St. to decide a champion. Polishing the end […]

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Jason Voorhees deemed “no threat to the public,” is given bail

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Jason Voorhees, a 6’5″, 275 lbs. masked murdering machine often spotted wearing a hockey mask and wielding a machete, was released on probation Monday morning. Voorhees, age unknown, is charged with the murder of 11 camp counsellors and is a suspect in 15 other violent incidents, some […]

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Police disrupt illegal shopping cart racing league

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – City police services are celebrating after the breakup of a massive, illegal cart racing league in North Bay. “Cart Contests” was a vast shopping cart racing club, started and led by a small group working out of Wallace Heights. The league, which boasted almost […]

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Man upset with automation fistfights Wal-Mart Self-checkout

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – With the rise of technology comes concern from labour specialists about increasing automation in the workplace. The arguments for automation in the workplace are multi-faceted. Automation could be the “perfect choice” to help human workers focus on more dynamic, intricate parts of any job while machines […]

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