Fanny’s mourning lost time with “Sad Strip Club Night”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Ever seen someone strip to “Dust In The Wind?” Well, now’s your chance! Having been forcibly closed by the province for nearly 18 months, Fanny’s is re-opening with “Sad Strip Club Night” – an evening that celebrates the club’s restart while also mourning lost time. “It’s […]

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North Bay Sign Wars escalate, 39 dead

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – It was pandemonium on the streets of the city as the North Bay Sign War escalated into a massive, full-scale battle. Wielding everything from medieval claymores to sharpened garden stakes, brawlers from all over the city clashed on Main St. to decide a champion. Polishing the end […]

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Sketch done at Fanny’s sells for $1.2 million

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A sketch made during one of Fanny’s new “draw nights” has sold for just over 1.2 million dollars. Created by international artist Otmar von Spanksie, the piece is of three Fanny’s models. “It was a pleasure to have von Spanksie in Fanny’s,” says manager JP Cormier. […]

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LEAKED: Fanny’s official “Husband Daycare” schedule

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff North Bay’s only gentleman’s club announced on July 30th the opening on their new Husband Daycare.And The North Bay Bay has the schedule. Our Fanny’s insider sent us this Top Secret Fanny’s Husband Daycare itinerary which we are presenting without comment. The leaked two page document details what husbands left at the […]

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Corrugated metal tunnel celebrating 100th indie film appearance!

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The corrugated metal tunnel that connects the Ontario Northland Bus Station to Northgate Square celebrated its 100th appearance in an indie film on Sunday. “It’s an honour,” says Tisha Weaver, a woman who claims to represent the tunnel. “This tunnel has been around since 1991, and it’s seen many things.” […]

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