Doug Ford Releases Emergency Alert For New Pixar Film

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff ONTARIO – Lights! Camera! Action! If there’s one thing that all of Ontario likes, it’s Toronto.  So the recent announcement that Pixar’s new animated film ‘Turning Red” will take place in Toronto had Premier and Toronto enthusiast Doug Ford scrambling to tell everyone. And he did – with an […]

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Cash4You overwhelmed with arrival of $1000 Ford hamburger gala

From: Josie Beamish, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – Local cash advance shops were flooded with customers earlier this week as Premier Doug Ford rolled through town with a burger pop-up fundraiser. Supporters of the Ontario PC Party could meet Ontario’s most famous living burger, Doug Ford, for just $1000. But the price left many local Conservatives […]

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Breaking News: Doug Ford has legal pad of pointless lockdown names

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – As the province moves through its 3rd lockdown, Ontarians are wondering if there is an end in sight. To help alleviate fears, North Bay MPP Vic Fedeli recently took questions regarding the lockdown. But one answer revealed something incredible – Doug Ford has a legal pad […]

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Ford/Fedeli sleepover gets weird, results in theft of ceremonial mace

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Reports have come in that a pre-planned Doug Ford/Vic Fedeli sleepover might have gotten a bit strange. The sleepover, dubbed “FordRest 2019,” happened Sunday, June 23rd. But reports indicate that plans for the sleepover originated from an early May meeting – well before Vic Fedeli was […]

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Fedeli named new “Minister of Fearmongering”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Ontario Premier Doug Ford has confirmed rumours that Vic Fedeli will no longer be the party’s Minister of Finance. Instead, Ford has dubbed Fedeli the new “Minister of Fearmongering.” “Some might see this as punishment for embarrassing me with the most recent provincial budget,” smiles Ford. […]

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Ontario to Have New Slogan: “Party’s at My Place”

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca OTTAWA – Since being elected Premiere of Ontario, Doug Ford and his cabinet have been pumping out slogans like no one’s business. Slogans like “A Place to Grow” and “Open for Business” have been rolled out in the last few months, but now the Ontario Conservatives have one more slogan […]

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