From: Mighty Max, community contributor OTTAWA — Lucyfur, the Mildly Amazing Occasionally Obedient Rescue Mutt, organized a Freedom Rally today to protest mandatory vaccinations for rabies when crossing the U.S./Canada border. As she headed out on her walk, more dogs joined the convoy and by the time she reached her destination, dozens of others had […]
Read More »NORTH BAY — As millions of voters go to the polls to decide the fate of Canada, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the one thing that unites us: photos of dogs. First, here are our local representatives: Greg “Heil Bernier!” Galante (PPC) Scott “Not A Lizardman” Robertson (NDP) Anthony “U Can’t C Me” […]
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From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — “Doing the Robot” is about to take on a whole new meaning. Three local entrepreneurs, backed by “dozens” of interested investors, have begun the construction of a “robot brothel.” “It’s a bold step for a small town like North Bay,” says lead investor Matt Leblonde. “Towns likes […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Lucille Carver remembers when she first heard reports of a dog-nabbing bird in North Bay. “I was so scared for my little puppy, and for others too.” But now as a carnivorous, thirty foot wide prehistoric pterosaur terrorizes the city, Lucille wishes it was only small dogs. “I’d give […]
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From: Jeff Hurly, thenorthbaybay.ca staff In a stunning and unexpected development, several local animals have been seen preparing for combat. Numerous dogs, cats, and at least one budgie named “Pippin” have been witnessed donning plate mail, cuirasses, tiny leather gauntlets and horned iron helmets as they await what can only be an incoming deluge of […]
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