From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — You’ve probably already noticed it – North Bay’s first space rocket. The 140 foot tall spacecraft, most of which sits below the King Cone on Lakeshore Drive, is “100% ready to go” explains City Councillor Marcus Tignanelli. “Everyone always complains about Council not spending […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — City Council voted 8-2 in favour Tuesday evening concerning the addition of a giant death laser to the College Drive roundabout. “I’ve been driving on the roundabout since it opened in 2009,” says Councillor Vic Tikus, “and I’m comfortable with it. Too comfortable. So to shake […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Having had a motion to explore OPP costing for North Bay fail, City Councillor Richard Prince brought forward a second motion to have all crimes and offences committed in North Bay punishable by laser beam. “North Bay Police Services keeps asking for more money every year,” […]
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From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Troy Hurtubise, the North Bay inventor behind the famous bear proof suit featured in “Project Grizzly,” has announced a new invention. “The HurtuHouse is a water proof, theft proof, bear proof ice shack” declared Hurtubise Monday morning. “It is the greatest ice shack ever built, capable of […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff After a national search which involving members of the CSIS, CIA, and MI5, the North Bay Police have declared that the Cassells St. Tim Horton is “the headquarters of super villain Dr. Doom.” “It’s obviously his hideout,” says Police Chief Sean Divine. “There’s villain all over it. A lot […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Merrick Township — The North Bay landfill was temporarily on high alert Friday as a report of something emitting gamma radiation surfaced. Members of the North Bay Fire Department responded, but determined the emissions weren’t anything to worry about. “It’s just a small dose of gamma radiation,” firefighter Red […]
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