Ontario Courts introduces new “Catch and Release Punch Card”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff ONTARIO – Local police are getting free ice cream. The Court of Ontario has approved the creation and distribution of a “Catch and Release Free Prize Punch Card” to each police officer in the province. The card, which is punched every time an officer arrests a suspect who is […]

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Jason Voorhees deemed “no threat to the public,” is given bail

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Jason Voorhees, a 6’5″, 275 lbs. masked murdering machine often spotted wearing a hockey mask and wielding a machete, was released on probation Monday morning. Voorhees, age unknown, is charged with the murder of 11 camp counsellors and is a suspect in 15 other violent incidents, some […]

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Arrest made for stabbing spree

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – At 8:47am this morning, a local mime has been arrested after going on a stabbing spree. “It started normal enough,” recounts eyewitness Morgan Smalls. “He (the mime) was pretending to be trapped in a box. Then he pulled himself around by an invisible rope. All pretty […]

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City praises felon for bravery

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Dale Garrick Brighton has been getting a lot of support recently. The 23 year old North Bay native has been receiving heaps of online praise for being brave in the face of adversity. Brighton was arrested Friday afternoon for assaulting a peace officer, but Brighton’s girlfriend […]

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