Freedom Rally confirms that #WewillALLbethere = 68 people

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The World Wide Rally for Freedom Canada, held in North Bay from 1 to 3 pm, saw 68 people from the whole wide world attend. “We were hoping for a few more,” frowns attendee Bart Vianzl. “I blame the poster, personally. I told them using Comic Sans […]

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3 Kids In Trenchcoat Exceed Restaurant Capacity, Are Detained

From: Barnaby Jenson, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – North Bay Police detained three youths on Friday inside a popular local restaurant. “There I was, having my Friday breakfast,” recounts regular eater Agnes Cunningham. “When this real tall fellow entered the restaurant. He was just sort of looming over us all in this dark trench coat […]

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A Reminder: Masks Don’t Protect Against Farts

From: XIII, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Downtown North Bay: it’s where people go for their morning coffees, to enjoy great food from great eateries, and to get screamed at by other people wearing pajamas bottoms. Even in these uncertain times, downtown North Bay is booming. But it’s not the only thing. “I was walking my dog downtown […]

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North Bay Council totally unprepared for Stage 3

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Premier Doug Ford has announced Ontario will move forward to Stage 3 beginning Friday, and North Bay’s City Council is terrified. “It took us almost 2 months to get past Stage 1!” yells an overwhelmed Mike Anthony. “We spent weeks trying to figure out how to get past the pits, and […]

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City adds 20 foot “re-opening” doors to Gateway Arch

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff The City of North Bay is ready for Stage 2 of Ontario’s reopening strategy. A jubilant Mayor McDonald announced the completed construction of two gigantic “re-opening” doors which have been built into the City’s Gateway Arch. “These doors are a monument to the community, frontline workers, and essential employees that […]

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