From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Ch-ch-ch-chia! If you’ve ever wanted to grow tiny little plants out of the top of the Gateway Arch, then now’s your chance! Local company Noord Star is working to produce a series of North Bay-themed designs that miniature garden enthusiasts can grow Chia Pet Seeds® out of. […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Don’t rock the boat baby, or you’ll get a visit from Mr. Bradley. Bishop “Two Teeth” Bradley is The Boat’s newest bouncer, but unlike the bouncers of the past he isn’t afraid to throw a man overboard. “Aye,” drawls Bradley, “ye best not be squatting on your […]
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From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca North Bay City Hall has suspended public meetings following the leak of a document detailing a plan involving uranium and time travel. The 19-page document, entitled “Operation Manitou,” is a complicated strategy penned by at least 3 City Councillors. In it, the writers detail how they plan […]
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From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A pressure crack which had formed off the side of King’s Landing Wharf opened last night and consumed The Boat. The original Chief Commanda sunk suddenly into the icy waters of Lake Nipissing sometime around 1 am today, leaving only the bow visible. Eyewitness Rooster Cogburn was […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The plucky band of North Bay pirates who hijacked the Chief Commanda II and took it onto Lake Nipissing have been given a Crimestoppers ‘Crime of the Week’ award. “Y’har, this here award makes my heart swell,” says current Chief Commanda Captain Bishop ‘Two-Teeth’ Bradley. “Though truth […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Those travelling down McIntyre St. this week are in for a giant surprise. Following careful deliberation, the Capitol Centre decided on a “perfect representation of the city” to place on the side of its theatre: a nearly 40 foot tall painting of Vic Fedeli mounted on […]
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