Urgent Report: Canada Geese Have Attacked Downtown!

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – North Bay Bay field reporter Rooster Cogburn is reporting that a gang of ferocious Canada geese have terrorized the city’s downtown. The gang of violent birds were originally spotted lurking around Memorial Drive. After several residents lost cats and small dogs under suspicious circumstances, […]

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Heritage Carousel launches onto Lake Nipissing, sinks

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The North Bay Heritage Carousel has been lost at sea, or rather, to Lake Nipissing. The carousel, which measures 28 feet across and boasts 18 fully carved wooden animals, broke from its cement paddock late Wednesday evening, and slid down to Lake Nipissing. There, its immense size […]

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Forgette taking his WiFi and going home

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — After his recent loss at the polls, former Deputy Mayor Sheldon Forgette has had enough. He has packed up his free city WiFi and is heading home.   An official statement from Forgette posted on The Computer Doctors website states that the plan for free WiFi in […]

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Council votes in casino and 32 carousel multiplex

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Not everyone on City Council wants a casino in North Bay. “Casinos are nothing but a tax on the poor,” began City Councillor Vic Tikus Wednesday night. “The proposed casino in North Bay is too small to attract shows, but just big enough to take your paycheque.” […]

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