From: XIII, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Pandemonium has struck the downtown core following Bill Vrebosch’s recent promise to give free pizza and donuts to assault victims. Moments after the City Councillor’s pledge, residents and visitors of the downtown alike were assaulted at an unprecedented level. “We’ve had a line up of bloody people outside […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – In a surprising act of charity, City Councillor Bill Vrebosch has pledged to give anyone who sustains serious or life-threatening injuries in the downtown core “free desserts and pizza.” The promise follows a literal attempted murder on Wyld St. in North Bay. “Not even a 6-inch […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – City Councillor Mark King has slapped on a pair of spandex tights and is suplexing everyone who comes near him. The senior Councillor is currently feuding with the tag-team of Bill and Tanya Vrebosch – otherwise known as Team VreBASH. “You know something…?” growls a sweating […]
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From: Briar Lion, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY — In a surprising turn of events, City Council has unveiled a new strategy to address the affordable housing and opioid crisis facing North Bay. “Our scheme is going to change the face of homelessness as we know it,” began North Bay Mayor Al McDonald. “We have consulted […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — An impromptu City Council meeting Thursday night was brought to a halt when Councillor Vic Tikus discovered that the meeting was sorely lacking donuts. Having started the meeting with two boxes of a dozen assorted donuts, Tikus discovered that nothing was left but “two Old Fashion […]
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