Tourist UFO bypasses North Bay, heads straight for Sudbury

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bayites were met with a surprising image recently – one of a mysterious stream of trails in the sky.  While some people have their theories, the message is clear: aliens do not want to come to North Bay. “Some people are saying that it’s an […]

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Don Rennick FOI request accidentally proves the existence of aliens

From: Josie Beamish, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY — Noted municipal critic Don Rennick was treated to an entirely different kind of disclosure after what can only be described as a massive filing error stemming from a recent Freedom of Information Act request Rennick, who has been forced to file FOI requests to get any kind of response […]

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Giant “snowcircle” outside ONR puzzles city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A gigantic “snowcircle” which appeared outside the Ontario Northland Railway shop sometime Saturday evening has city officials puzzled. “To start, I want to make clear that this was not the work of a Municipal Employee,” says Grey Terrence, North Bay’s Chair of Public Works. “There’s just […]

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Exposé: City Hall is actually a crashed alien spacecraft

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff HANMER — It is 3 am on July 8th, 1976 in the tiny township of Hanmer when a crash “like a thunderclap” wakes local farmer David St. Martin. Investigating the next day, St. Martin finds something incredible – nearly a kilometer of wreckage, and at its center is a “massive ship of […]

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