Wallet Still Missing Despite 5th Time Checking Same Pair of Jeans

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – There’s three things that are guaranteed: death, taxes and losing a wallet.  No one knows this more than Haleigh Torez.   “I don’t know how it happened,” asserts Torez. “I had it when I got home.  But now it’s nowhere to be found.” Torez has claimed she […]

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Fanny’s mourning lost time with “Sad Strip Club Night”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Ever seen someone strip to “Dust In The Wind?” Well, now’s your chance! Having been forcibly closed by the province for nearly 18 months, Fanny’s is re-opening with “Sad Strip Club Night” – an evening that celebrates the club’s restart while also mourning lost time. “It’s […]

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Local band to perform concept album “shutfuckwipeass”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Rock is alive and well in North Bay says local punk Happy Kirkkert. “Yeah, we had a rough time with Covid,” explains Happy. “We were still playing basements, but we didn’t have a crowd anymore. Some of that was the pandemic, but mostly it was because […]

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Review: Freedom Rally with FAKE Chris Sky

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tension was in the air as the Fake Chris Sky took the stage at the Kiwani Bandshell on Sunday afternoon. But the tension quickly broke as a polite, well-mannered FAKE Chris Sky began by thanking everyone for being a part of his Freedom (To Read) Rally. “Reading […]

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Giant Glade Plugin installed next to Sewage Treatment Plant

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Plug it in, plug it in! To celebrate the opening of a new factory near Memorial Drive, S. C. Johnson has approved the construction of a 40 foot tall Glade Plugin Air Freshener next to the Sewage Treatment Plant. The enormous scented oil freshener, affectionately named […]

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