Ontario PC Party Urging Supporters to Switch to Pre-Authorized Debit

From: Josie Beamish, thenorthbaybay.ca intern ONTARIO — With a snap election on the horizon, political parties everywhere are in full force raising funds to make the best of their campaigns leading up to the big day.  While all parties require some form of fundraising during elections, perhaps none are so spectacularly forward about needing a […]

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The Boat hires bouncer to throw customers into Lake Nipissing

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Don’t rock the boat baby, or you’ll get a visit from Mr. Bradley. Bishop “Two Teeth” Bradley is The Boat’s newest bouncer, but unlike the bouncers of the past he isn’t afraid to throw a man overboard. “Aye,” drawls Bradley, “ye best not be squatting on your […]

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Wallet Still Missing Despite 5th Time Checking Same Pair of Jeans

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – There’s three things that are guaranteed: death, taxes and losing a wallet.  No one knows this more than Haleigh Torez.   “I don’t know how it happened,” asserts Torez. “I had it when I got home.  But now it’s nowhere to be found.” Torez has claimed she […]

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Fanny’s mourning lost time with “Sad Strip Club Night”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Ever seen someone strip to “Dust In The Wind?” Well, now’s your chance! Having been forcibly closed by the province for nearly 18 months, Fanny’s is re-opening with “Sad Strip Club Night” – an evening that celebrates the club’s restart while also mourning lost time. “It’s […]

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Local band to perform concept album “shutfuckwipeass”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Rock is alive and well in North Bay says local punk Happy Kirkkert. “Yeah, we had a rough time with Covid,” explains Happy. “We were still playing basements, but we didn’t have a crowd anymore. Some of that was the pandemic, but mostly it was because […]

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