Breaking News: Doug Ford has legal pad of pointless lockdown names

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — As the province moves through its 3rd lockdown, Ontarians are wondering if there is an end in sight. To help alleviate fears, North Bay MPP Vic Fedeli recently took questions regarding the lockdown. But one answer revealed something incredible – Doug Ford has a legal pad […]

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“Put the fighting back in!” – Group against integrity in politics

From: Willie Sobaks, thenorthbaybay.ca intern Greater North Lake Lake – “The Greater North Lake Lake Neighbourhood Facebook Group” (GNLLFG), along with the “Friends of Impeaching the North Lake Lake Mayor Stuart Camino” (formerly known as the “Elect Stuart Camino Alliance”), are ready to go to battle over a report recommending that integrity be encouraged in […]

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North Bay Sign Wars escalate, 39 dead

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – It was pandemonium on the streets of the city as the North Bay Sign War escalated into a massive, full-scale battle. Wielding everything from medieval claymores to sharpened garden stakes, brawlers from all over the city clashed on Main St. to decide a champion. Polishing the end […]

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Freedom Rally confirms that #WewillALLbethere = 68 people

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The World Wide Rally for Freedom Canada, held in North Bay from 1 to 3 pm, saw 68 people from the whole wide world attend. “We were hoping for a few more,” frowns attendee Bart Vianzl. “I blame the poster, personally. I told them using Comic Sans […]

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City accidentally creates “Mechabum”

From: Philip St. George and Barnaby Jenson, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – Mechabum haunts the streets of North Bay. Known throughout the city as The Drifter, The Wanderer, The Dandelion Man, The Vagrant, and Frank, North Bay’s Mechabum is “the world’s most perfect hobo.” But Mechabum didn’t start that way. Bum Beginnings Working off of a […]

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Opinion: This Bird Needs to Shut the F__k up!

Addressed to: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Birds singing songs is as natural as humans breathing.  The act of them singing their song is to mark territories and to find a mate.  It’s beautiful; it’s nature; and it needs to shut the f██k up! Every morning I try to wake up and this little chirping […]

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