Addressed to: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff
Birds singing songs is as natural as humans breathing. The act of them singing their song is to mark territories and to find a mate. It’s beautiful; it’s nature; and it needs to shut the f██k up!
Every morning I try to wake up and this little chirping a█████ keeps making SOOO many g██████ damn noises; right outside my window! I didn’t pay this much for a house for this s███, and I’d like that bird to respect it!
I’ve tried everything. I’ve put up f█████g signs, but this aviary a██████s ignores them! Is there no respect in this f██████g world anymore. I’ve applied to the municipality to get a giant mesh screening around my house but they turned it down! Hazard to the surrounding community my a██!
What I want is for the city to get off their a████ and do something about this f█████g flying d███! Outlaw him or put him on a bus headed to Toronto or something. Just anything so I can wake up to nothing but the sound of traffic and my neighbours yelling at each other with their kitchen window open.
But at least I won’t have to hear the annoying sound of that g█████n f██████g chirping.
████ you, that’s who!