From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff
NORTH BAY — The North Bay Heritage Carousel has been lost at sea, or rather, to Lake Nipissing.
The carousel, which measures 28 feet across and boasts 18 fully carved wooden animals, broke from its cement paddock late Wednesday evening, and slid down to Lake Nipissing. There, its immense size both propelled it far onto the ice and then sunk the beloved children’s ride.
City workers are blaming a heavy spring thaw and a lack of funding for winter maintenance.
North Bay City Police report only minor injuries as the carousel carried three pedestrians, two Honda Civics, and a cat on a leash out with it onto the ice.
Eyewitness Account
Local fisherman Bishop ‘Two-Teeth’ Bradley was an eyewitness to the carousel’s escape, launch, and sinking.
“She came out bellowing like a walrus in the night,” gnarls Bradley. “She had 20 feet on her from tip to tail, an’ six tons. Top of ‘er balder than God’s head, with a look in her eye like a rat headed south.”
Bradley says the carousel travelled “two leagues” out onto the ice, before a “mighty crack, like the whip o’ Lucifer himself” sounded and the structure sank.
“Arr, she’s 40 fathoms down now,” moans Bradley. “She had a mad wobble on ‘er, bobbing like a boiled owl, she was. There’s naught a vessel here that could bring her up now.”
“It was a sight to see, her sinkin’ like that. Not ever in my life will I I forget those haunting sounds – the sounds of drowning horses.”
40 fathoms? Lucky if you can find a spot 40 feet deep on Lake Nipissing.
a fathom = 6 feet, and Lake Nip is at it’s deepest 64 meters. 64 meters = 210 ft = 34 fathoms = too much time spent with a calculator figuring this out. lol
I wouldn’t trust Two Teeth Bradley as far as I could throw him but the picture doesn’t lie.
Unbelievable!!
Funny as hell, well done
As it went under the carousel was heard playing “Nearer My God To Thee”
or maybe it was “Autumn”
Two Teeth is the guy that first taught PhotoShop in North Bay.
Ol’ Two Teeth was my first PhotoShop teacher.
Hilarious! Well written!
Very creative folks. Great story.
Is the can ok?
Seems their is always a lack of funding in North Bay no surprise there. So much love and time went into that project. Shame on all of you at City councel for not maintaing this structure.
My condolences to the good people of North Bay.
That was my cat …lets all bow our heads in a moment of silence for Minou….funny
Who writes this stuff ???
I’d expect this on April 1. I gather it is an April fools joke.
This is so sad we were there last summer and all my cousin’s children had such a wonderful time on that carousel! Some of the children had come all the way from Florida.
My adult daughter called me from up North,so upset about the loss of the horses. I told her it can not be true. Just look on the News Headlines on the right. Council takes pay cut ,to help us taxpayers, and I’m still laughing,in fact Roaring with laughter,cannot stop. You actually had her fooled ! She’s getting rid of this site. I think it’s good humour that we all need. Pay Cut ? That headline gave you away.hahahahahahahahaha. Laughing all the way to the poor house. I’m at the very front of the line at the soup kitchen….Keep these great stories up, we all need some laughter.
picture looks fake
picture looksnfake
She might a split
Or She might a capsized
She nights run deep and took water
They should have said that they are replacing it with a Costco
Haha.. very creative writing! Fantastic job!
Sorry to read of the loss of NORTH BAY ‘S carousel…….??
If anyone of you have nothing nice to say, keep it to yourselves. What a world we live in. This news is heart breaking!
OMG !! You got me good and it’s not even April Fools yet! Lol
Thanks for making my day….
YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID #FAKENEWS
Good grief is it April fools already????
Must have a long coard, (the lights are stil on) lol !
They sez late at night, when the moon is full, you can still hear the awful gurglin’ of water pourin’ into the Honda and terrified wail of the cat…
-1 of that cat’s 9 lives! ?
I seriously love how people fall for these stories. This site is too funny!
sad
Lame
So would this now be a Merry-Go-Down?
Lights are still on with people sitting on horses. Hope they were OK. Ha Ha
Town needed an ice shack permit
and have it removed before it falls through
Key words here people: “photoshop teacher” Well done! lol
Very Funny – I enjoyed this
Good job, well written. This made me laugh almost as much as some peoples comments who believe it.