From: Nora D. Shadsworth, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor
NORTH BAY — The family of missing RCAF Corporal Adam Weber of 22 Wing North Bay had long ago lost hope that he would be found alive after he mysteriously disappeared while on duty on April 26th, 1986.
But Weber was found safe on Monday morning, having never left his post. The Corporal was recently reunited with his family after enduring a 33 year old posting in a forgotten section of the underground military complex commonly known as “The Hole”.
Bleary eyed, heavily bearded and almost feral in appearance, Weber explained that, during a 1986 drill, he was ordered to hold his post and remain on duty until he was relieved.
Always one to follow orders to the letter, Weber remained in his hidden bunker, a food and water cache, until being discovered by a film crew scouting for the sequel to the apocalypse thriller “The Colony,” which had been filmed in the underground complex in 2012.
“We were scouting for ‘The Colony 2’ and found a door behind some stockpiled computer equipment,” explained Liam O’Seebold, location scout for Ötzi Pictures. “We opened it and there was this soldier who looked like that guy from Castaway.”
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Asked how he had managed to survive for over three decades on only six months of rations, Weber’s gaze grew cloudy and he shuddered, only admitting that, “there are other things to eat besides food.”
Weber refused to answer any further questions and is currently convalescing at the North Bay Regional Health Center.
An unnamed retired superior of Weber’s admitted off the record that “Adam was one of those awkward guys who was always in our faces and too eager to please. We often found extra work for him to do to get him out of our hair. I guess we went too far that time.”
The Royal Canadian Air Force refused to comment citing an expected civil lawsuit.
I am finding this a little hard to believe. They would have searched the complex and done it many times.
Satire, Joanne, satire.
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What a crock!!
I wonder how many people fall for this before they read the comments and realize they’ve been had by North Bay’s version of the Onion…
One hell of a story who else is missing?
Maybe the earth is flat. Just maybe there were too many magic mushrooms growing in the Hole. Maybe, just maybe this is all BS. Unless, of course, you believe that humans actually voted for Trump. A good laugh though.
How was he not found the first time the film was shot down there in 2012?
Maybe some people don’t realize what the armed forces were like back in the 80’s so unless you have served you just wouldn’t understand that yes this could happen many men and women have gone missing that is why it’s called MIA and please don’t try and tell me it’s not possible because I know first hand what it was like back in the 80’s
I simply can’t believe this story
I’m old I’m 85
I’m not stupid tho
Bahahahahaha! Only a Canadian Serviceman could survive down there that long. This is why I am proud to be from the Great White North! #quebecnordicsstanleycupchamps2020
I am just wondering… did the film crew also find unicorn, leprechaun, and Santa in the hole??
I call bull shit
Until its determined that this is fake or real.. everyone should stfu.
Sans veritable!
And Now you know the whole story……
Sans croyable!
And Now you know the whole story……
Hey Kylie – keep scrolling to the bottom of this page to the part that reads, “Disclaimer: The North Bay Bay is a news satire and parody website. All articles are fictitious. So don’t take them too seriously, be nice to others, and eat your vegetables, ok?”
Bahahaha – I love the stories on this site!
Everyone in the Military past and present knows that certain individual that would do this LOL!!!
“There are other things to eat besides food, and when I ran out of insects and grubs I started on my left foot”
Vous etes vraiment caves si vous pensez que cest vrai.
Yall really dumb if u think that story is true smh ?♀️
Heard they found Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis in with him!! Lol