From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff
NORTH BAY — Fanny’s, the long-running adult entertainment club, has been named a “Heritage Property.”
The move comes after City Councillor Vic Tikus brought forth the proposal Monday evening, which Council passed unanimously.
“It’s a great day for North Bay,” says Tikus. “It’s a great day for the City, it’s a great day for Fanny’s, and it’s a great day for myself, personally.”
“I think I’ll draw some twenties and celebrate tonight.”
Under the Ontario Heritage Act, cities, municipalities, and townships can “pass by-laws to designate properties of cultural heritage value or interest.”
“And let me tell you” breathes an enthused Tikus. “Fanny’s is both valuable and interesting!”
A Firm, Raised Landmark
Established in 1997, Fanny’s has “always been a North Bay landmark” says operator BJ Corneal.
“The city really only has three landmarks: The Quints Museum (which they keep moving), The Gateway Arch (which leads to nothing), and Fanny’s.”
“People always know they’ve come home to North Bay when they see the big bright butts of Fanny’s!”
Councillor Tikus agrees.
“This extraordinary action will safeguard this important cultural and historical landmark, guaranteeing its existence for the benefit of future citizens (18 and older only).”
Tikus says Fanny’s has given much to North Bay.
“Without Fanny’s, I can think of at least a dozen young women who would not have made it through college, and hundreds of men who would have left the city out of boredom. Not only has this fine, proud institution been entertaining men and women for decades, it has also been investing in their education and future.”
“Fanny’s truly encapsulates the pure spirit of North Bay.”
A Big Fanny’s Thank You
“I want to thank the City of North Bay for passing this by-law,” says BJ Corneal. “So thank you from myself, Cherry, Vixen, Bambi, Melissa, Shona, Brandy, Amber, Crystal, Angel, Candy, Raven, Star, Destiny, Lexi, Roxi, Boxi, Trixie, Devon, and Beulah!”
“And remember: it’s ‘Thirsty Thursday,’ so all beer is just $4.00, we’re giving away a mini- fridge, and there will be 18 beautiful women just waiting to show you their own ‘Heritage Properties.'”
12 thoughts on “Fanny’s declared a “Heritage Property””
I was the Operated of Fanny during this time I’m responsible for the design the layout of the stage even the circumference of the poles. I have pictures of the closing of the old Fanny’s upstairs and pictures of the Grand opening downstairs. I book the talent for the opening and closing The Magnificent Megan Monroe Show. It was all me your welcome. Where is my Name?
Your Welcome North Bay….
@PowerHouse98 how ya doing Fabio? LOL Long time no see. SideShowBob
I’d rather follow the Quints museum around and stand under an arch that leads to nowhere than step through the door of an establishment that celebrates filth. Those who are pleased with this decision should be ashamed of themselves!
A huge THANK YOU goes to the committee and all members who have approved this fantastic declaration.
I for one think it is about time that something positive happens to our glorious city (soon to be ghost town) that is going down the shitter like a wet turd.
In my younger years I was a frequent patron of both Fanny’s and the other glorious hole down the road at the junction. I even had my own front seat at both locations with a plaque and everything on it and when I entered the seat was cleared to make way for my huge ass.
The girls were like family to me … a very tight family and many a day was spent with my family.
Unfortunately age eventually crept up on me and I decided at 66 years of age to make way for a younger generation to enjoy the times I had.
Ahhhh yes the award is well deserved.
We at Fannys thank thenorthbaybay for recognizing this achievement and look forward to another 20 years of providing the best in adult entertainment, special events like kinky karaoke, shower shows, bird box features, and making your fantasies cum true!! And don’t worry, Black Friday will always be our annual 100% off all clothing sponsored by Tom Green, the Bible Store, and the Dysfunctional Mall!! ???
Shame on you! How dare you! Couldn’t be a church or a mousqe! You are bring a end of an ear
Fanny’s was great in the early days when the dancers were truly ‘burlesque” and was rin by a professional team of hospitality workers. They were like family and treated the customers and dancers with respect and courtesy. The original owner: a woman! Was an inspitto others an often helpef the dancers with advice. Jack the longtime cook made the best chinese food and everyone lined up for the buffets. Great idea North Bay and Thank you!
Erotic dancing is hardly filth. Keep your opinion to yourself, nobody wants to hear it.
> Jocelyn Rodgers says:
> February 21, 2019 at 4:55 pm
> I’d rather follow the Quints museum around and stand under an arch that leads to nowhere than step through the door of an establishment that celebrates filth. Those who are pleased with this decision should be ashamed of themselves!
You all didn’t read the bottom of this page did you. Lemme help you all by bringing this disclaimer up 4 inches
” Disclaimer: The North Bay Bay is a news satire and parody website. All articles are fictitious. So don’t take them too seriously, be nice to others, and eat your vegetables, ok? “
A hooker shack is a heritage site? Only in North Bay. …not surprised.
People have such a hard time recognizing satire.. I thought the councillor stating he was going to celebrate by withdrawing a few 20s at fannies, was a dead giveaway, but I guess not.
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