Welcome to our disclaimer page! If you’re here, it’s likely because you suspect that an article, or indeed all of our articles, are “fake news.”

You’re right! The North Bay Bay is a satire and parody publication, which means that all of the articles on this site are not real.

While some articles may reference people, places, and things, most or all of the events surrounding these people, places, and things in our articles are fictitious.

Our articles may occasionally contain facts (and nuts!), but any actual facts in our articles are incidental or coincidental and are not meant to help present the article as a whole as true.

The purpose of The North Bay Bay and its articles is to inspire, delight, and entertain – it is not to disparage any persons, places, or things. No malice is intended toward anyone or anything, and should not be construed from any of The North Bay Bay’s pieces. 

It goes without saying that The North Bay Bay not a source of facts or real information, but we’re going to say it anyway: The North Bay Bay not a source of facts or real information.

Any resemblance to actual persons, businesses or events is entirely coincidental. If you’re a person, place, or thing and aren’t happy about how you’ve been portrayed, send us a message. The North Bay Bay’s goal is to make people laugh, so if something directly related to you is making you upset, we’ll try to help!

Thanks for stopping by, and enjoy the site!