From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca
NORTH BAY — Thousands of disgruntled white people across the nation were left in a state of shock as the PPC failed to gain even a single seat in Canadian General Election.
Not even Maxime Bernier, leader of the PPC, found any sort of electoral recognition.
Hit the hardest by this indisputable failure have been the frequent posters featured in the comment sections multiple North Bay news sites. These usually vocal and repetitious PPC supporters have now become confused and somber.
Well known commentator ‘BIGBRAINTHINKER’ was at a loss:
“I don’t know where it all went wrong. In every article posted, five or six of us would comment our support for the PPC. With that kind of support, the math just doesn’t add up. Where did it go wrong?”
One writer named ‘STINKDAD’ posted:
“Something’s not right. There’s some voting nonsense going on and something STINKS. I voted on the BayToday poll ten times and the PPC were supposed to win here in North Bay. Election tampering is goin’ on I tell ya! It’s all rigged! There are dozens of us and we won’t be silenced!”
“I did all the right things” explained user ‘ALPHAMANSTRONGBOY.’ “I told everyone online to lock Trudeau up. I told them all that he was a soy boy. I told everyone that he was bringing in terrorists. What more could I have done?”
An hour later ALPHAMANSTRONGBOY posted again from deep within their own personal existential crisis.
“What am I going to do now?”
It’s unclear where the PPC commenters will go from here; perhaps some will retire to a nice farm in the country while others will go to a Stormfront forum. But one thing is for sure: the comment sections of North Bay news sites will always be their home.