From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff
NORTH BAY — The 2nd Annual North Bay Orgy is set to be held at the North Bay Mall.
The multi-person sex fest will take on Friday, February 14th in the former Stitches store.
Organizer Claire Aitkens says the store provides “a central location” that is “highly visible.”
“This isn’t a private orgy,” explains Aitkens. “We picked the location because of its glass walls, so everyone can watch.”
“Also, the tile floors are easy to mop.”
Orgy Events
Doors for the orgy open at 7pm, with several events planned throughout the evening.
“There will be Naked Yoga at 8pm, Sexy Karaoke at 9, Racy RRSP Planning at 10, and, of course, the Adult Slip n’ Slide will be open all evening.”
Aitkens says the Slip ‘n Slide is a new addition.
“We’re calling it a Slip ‘n Side, and it’s only available thanks to Fifty Shades of Love donating nearly 80 litres of KY Jelly.”
“It’s just like a regular Slip ‘n Slide except there’s a sexy surprise at the end. Maybe even three or four, depending on how many men show up.”
The entire evening will be hosted by DJ Dad Bod, the “Official Orgy Groovemaster.”
Admission
Those looking to participate in the orgy are encouraged to come out early so that they can get a good spot.
“If you’re male, I’d recommend setting up close to one of the heaters,” says Aitkens . “The floor can be very cold.”
Admission is $20 for single women, $50 for couples, and $80 for single men.
“It’s usually $70, but this year we’re offering couples $20 off so that they can experience all the joys of free and total debauchery.”
“Happy Valentine’s Day!”
