N. Ontario gives up on highways, declares “Mad Max” anarchy

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTHERN ONTARIO —  Following the defeat of Bill 125, the “Making Northern Ontario Highways Safer” act, Northern Ontario collectively said “fuck it, we’ll just do whatever this winter.” Bill 125, which was defeated yesterday, would have seen Northern Ontario highways treated the same as those in Southern Ontario, with snow […]

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What’s coming up in North Bay

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff Here’s what’s coming up in North Bay over the next few weeks! Top Picks Auto Sales are having a huge sale on all trucks, cars, and vans from February 1st to February 3rd. Every vehicle in the lot will be anywhere from 20% to 50% off. Friendly, helpful staff will be on hand […]

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Snow Causes “Temporary Vehicular Amnesia”

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca OTTAWA — Winter. No one knows winter better than Canadians, specifically Canadians in the north. But new studies reveal a risk that could affect everyone in North Bay. The Canadian Union of National Travel (or… nevermind) just completed a study 2 decades in the making, and the results will shock you! […]

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City Bans All Snow

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Hard on the heels of a ban on the fake snow used by film productions, City Council announced Thursday morning that it would be banning all snow in the city. “That’s right – it is now illegal to have snow in North Bay,” says City Councillor […]

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North Bay’s snow plow funds have run out

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – City Councillor Vic Tikus, Chair of Engineering, Public Works and Environmental Services, announced Sunday evening that North Bay’s Snow Budget is depleted. “To be blunt, the snow plow funds have run out” says Tikus. “We had a good run of it, and we got many streets cleared, […]

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