From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The City of North Bay has begun an “exciting new initiative” by offering “premium” tablecloths at City Hall. “These new, high quality tablecloths are going to be all the rage,” says City Councillor Vic Tikus. “They all have a cool, unique, never-before seen green and blue design […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — An impromptu City Council meeting Thursday night was brought to a halt when Councillor Vic Tikus discovered that the meeting was sorely lacking donuts. Having started the meeting with two boxes of a dozen assorted donuts, Tikus discovered that nothing was left but “two Old Fashion […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Scott Robertson, the City Councillor who recently brought forward a motion to declare a “climate emergency,” has been uncovered as a secret Illuminati member, possible lizardman, and a kicker of puppies. “I’m shocked,” says friend Stuart Ross. “I’ve known Scott for years, and never once did […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — City Council voted 8-2 in favour Tuesday evening concerning the addition of a giant death laser to the College Drive roundabout. “I’ve been driving on the roundabout since it opened in 2009,” says Councillor Vic Tikus, “and I’m comfortable with it. Too comfortable. So to shake […]
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From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — Anyone who has lived in North Bay for any length of time will notice one thing: a lot of payday loan locations. North Bay has 9 payday loan locations, excluding businesses that offer payday loan services such as pawnbrokers. With business closing across town and job security in […]
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From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Fanny’s, the long-running adult entertainment club, has been named a “Heritage Property.” The move comes after City Councillor Vic Tikus brought forth the proposal Monday evening, which Council passed unanimously. “It’s a great day for North Bay,” says Tikus. “It’s a great day for the City, it’s […]
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