From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Those looking to have more time with North Bay’s recently completed Splash Pad might just be in luck. City Council recently approved a contract which will allow a private company to turn the Splash Pad into a Bathhouse from November through to April. “From what I […]
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From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – If there is anything you can count on in North Bay, it’s the four seasons: Fall, Winter, Spring and Construction. It’s a joke as old as construction itself, but City Council has some thinking they are taking it too far. On August 30th, 2019, North Bay City […]
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From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The City of North Bay has begun an “exciting new initiative” by offering “premium” tablecloths at City Hall. “These new, high quality tablecloths are going to be all the rage,” says City Councillor Vic Tikus. “They all have a cool, unique, never-before seen green and blue design […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — An impromptu City Council meeting Thursday night was brought to a halt when Councillor Vic Tikus discovered that the meeting was sorely lacking donuts. Having started the meeting with two boxes of a dozen assorted donuts, Tikus discovered that nothing was left but “two Old Fashion […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Scott Robertson, the City Councillor who recently brought forward a motion to declare a “climate emergency,” has been uncovered as a secret Illuminati member, possible lizardman, and a kicker of puppies. “I’m shocked,” says friend Stuart Ross. “I’ve known Scott for years, and never once did […]
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From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — City Council voted 8-2 in favour Tuesday evening concerning the addition of a giant death laser to the College Drive roundabout. “I’ve been driving on the roundabout since it opened in 2009,” says Councillor Vic Tikus, “and I’m comfortable with it. Too comfortable. So to shake […]
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