N. Ontario gives up on highways, declares “Mad Max” anarchy

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTHERN ONTARIO —  Following the defeat of Bill 125, the “Making Northern Ontario Highways Safer” act, Northern Ontario collectively said “fuck it, we’ll just do whatever this winter.” Bill 125, which was defeated yesterday, would have seen Northern Ontario highways treated the same as those in Southern Ontario, with snow […]

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Capitol Centre pays $4500 to have yellow tie added to mural

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The mural of Vic Fedeli astride a white horse was perfect – except for one detail. “We realized after the fact that Vic was missing his signature yellow tie,” says Capitol Centre Board Director Melinda Hayley. “People began writing in to tell us that Vic was […]

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Ford/Fedeli sleepover gets weird, results in theft of ceremonial mace

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Reports have come in that a pre-planned Doug Ford/Vic Fedeli sleepover might have gotten a bit strange. The sleepover, dubbed “FordRest 2019,” happened Sunday, June 23rd. But reports indicate that plans for the sleepover originated from an early May meeting – well before Vic Fedeli was […]

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Fedeli named new “Minister of Fearmongering”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Ontario Premier Doug Ford has confirmed rumours that Vic Fedeli will no longer be the party’s Minister of Finance. Instead, Ford has dubbed Fedeli the new “Minister of Fearmongering.” “Some might see this as punishment for embarrassing me with the most recent provincial budget,” smiles Ford. […]

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Protesters accidentally deliver coffin with body inside

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – On Saturday afternoon, a coffin with “Stop the Cuts” painted on it was placed at the front door of Nipissing MPP Vic Fedeli’s constituency office on Main Street during a protest against the decisions Premier Ford has made throughout his first year in office. Saturday night, […]

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