Despite horrific apocalypse, Council says North Bay is fine

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — As meteors descend upon North Bay, painting a Lovecraftian portrait of a fiery hellscape, city council has passed a motion that everything is still perfectly fine. With the recent ascent of THE ONE BEYOND from Lake Nipissing, citizens pleaded for North Bay’s City Council to take action. […]

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Construction worker eaten by Blanding’s turtles

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Declared missing last Thursday, a labourer engaged in the construction of the Pinewood Park Casino has been eaten by Blanding’s turtles. The worker, named Davey Skilpadde, left for the site Thursday morning but did not report back in. “We got worried when Davey didn’t show up for […]

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