North Bay collectively decides it’s “too cool” for Starbucks

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A new Starbucks, built on Algonquin Ave., is set to open May 24th. But North Bay has already decided it’s too cool for the popular franchise. “Their coffee is horrible,” says regular everyday citizen Rebecca Traylor. “It’s overpriced and tastes bad and I won’t ever go in […]

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Dried Up Tim Horton’s Hand to Visit North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff A cross-country tour featuring the dried hand and forearm of former NHL player Tim Horton is stopping in North Bay. Tour manager Angela Reynolds says travelling across the country with the petrified remains of Tim Horton’s right hand and forearm will be “like hanging out with 1/15th of a […]

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Cassells’ Tim Hortons secretly the lair of Dr. Doom, police report

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff After a national search which apparently involved members of the CSIS, CIA, MI5, CIRO, and the North Bay Police Department, Sean Divine, the NBPD Chief of International Relations, has named the Tim Hortons located on Cassells St. as the official lair of Dr. Doom. “It’s obviously his hideout,” surmised […]

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North Bay to open 8 more Tim Hortons

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Tim Hortons increased the price of many of their hot beverages and breakfast items today, with the average increase of 10 cents on each cup of coffee. Along with the price hike, Angela Markham, the Tim Hortons High Chancellor for North Bay, announced the construction of 8 new Tim […]

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