Giant dirt pile outside No Frills gains sentience, eats three

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The giant dirt pile outside of the Lakeshore No Frills gained sentience sometime Saturday evening, and has eaten three people. Eye-witness accounts say the pile of dirt, snow, and cigarette butts began to “tremble” around 7:30 pm Saturday night, before declaring that it was alive. When […]

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Councillor blames Zambonis for increased snow

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — It’s no secret that this year’s winter has brought above average levels of snow. With spring supposedly around the corner, North Bay is currently looking not at warmer temperatures and a springtime melt, but forecasts warning of even more snow. While some are blaming natural phenomenon or […]

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“Unstoppable” Marcus Tagnanelli still shoveling snow

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – Snow removal in the north is a serious issue – an issue that many citizens of North Bay think that City Council isn’t taking serious enough. But one City Councilor is listening… and he’s had enough. “It was like he’s a changed man,” says City Councilor Chris […]

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North Bay to stop all snow removal

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — The new North Bay City Council has set rules on how snow will be cleared from roads. Councillor Grey Terrence, the freshly Elected Chair of Engineering, Public Works and Environmental Services issued a news release early Tuesday morning entitled “When It Snows (Every Man, Woman and Child […]

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Snow Causes “Temporary Vehicular Amnesia”

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca OTTAWA — Winter. No one knows winter better than Canadians, specifically Canadians in the north. But new studies reveal a risk that could affect everyone in North Bay. The Canadian Union of National Travel (or… nevermind) just completed a study 2 decades in the making, and the results will shock you! […]

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City Bans All Snow

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Hard on the heels of a ban on the fake snow used by film productions, City Council announced Thursday morning that it would be banning all snow in the city. “That’s right – it is now illegal to have snow in North Bay,” says City Councillor […]

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