Watch Out! New “Chadflies” Set to Invade City

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tarp up your boat and delete your browsing history because shadfly season is almost here. There have been some sightings of shadflies around North Bay, and much like friends who post Rebel Media content – if you see one, there’s probably more.   But that’s not […]

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Local Theorist Uncovers Shadfly Conspiracy

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bay was once known across the country as a perfect city where nothing happens. But local conspiracy theorist Andy Letterman wants to change that. Letterman has strong opinions on all the hot topic theories: landing on the moon, Paul McCartney being dead, and the “Snub Disphenoid […]

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Local news covering up actual giant shadfly attack

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Local scientist Headley Constant wants North Bay to know the truth. “On Monday evening North Bay was attacked by a gigantic shadfly,” declares Constant. “The local news has a photo of the event, but has refused to tell the public the truth. Instead, they’ve been conspiring […]

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City collectively forgets that shadfly season is in three weeks

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Ashley Dukes has been hitting the gym hard these past few months. “I got a World’s Gym membership back in January and I’ve been going 4 times a week,” says Dukes. “And it’s all been for this – a glorious, bikini-clad summer in North Bay!” Ashley believes […]

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Want to eat some shadflies? New “Shaddies” restaurant opens!

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Anyone who’s swallowed a shadfly knows it’s not a pleasant experience. But local entrepreneur and chef Cliff Neil says that’s only because it wasn’t seasoned properly. Cliff is the owner of North Bay’s newest restaurant: Shaddies. “Like the name suggests, we make all of our meals […]

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Video of Man Eaten Alive By Shadflies [WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT]

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff —————————————– WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT —————————————–           Footage from three waterfront security cameras have captured an unidentified man being devoured by shadflies. The film was supplied by an anonymous source late Thursday evening. The date of the film is unknown. There have been no Missing Persons reports for the […]

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