BOTB – The History of the Cold Cold War

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Much like the relationship between Vin Diesel and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the Cold War was a long period of tension between the Western World and the Communist Countries.  With Canada and their Littlest Hobo morals, they were there for the Western World.  The Base was […]

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Watch Out! New “Chadflies” Set to Invade City

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tarp up your boat and delete your browsing history because shadfly season is almost here. There have been some sightings of shadflies around North Bay, and much like friends who post Rebel Media content – if you see one, there’s probably more.   But that’s not […]

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City Councillor demands shadflies be postponed

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Anyone who has been in North Bay during the early summer knows that shadflies are a thing, and they WILL steal your dog if given the chance. But in times like these, is it safe for the tiny insects to leave the water and die in our downtown? […]

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North Bay trademarks “The Murder Hornet Capital of Canada”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — What do giant hornets and North Bay have in common? Not enough to warrant a trademark, says city watchdog Abigail Dickman. “I’m very concerned,” explains Dickman. “I often check to see if the city office has placed any claims on intellectual property because it gives me […]

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Local Theorist Uncovers Shadfly Conspiracy

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bay was once known across the country as a perfect city where nothing happens. But local conspiracy theorist Andy Letterman wants to change that. Letterman has strong opinions on all the hot topic theories: landing on the moon, Paul McCartney being dead, and the “Snub Disphenoid […]

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Downtown Christmas Tree to be replaced with Giant Shadfly Effigy

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — In a bold move, the organisers of the 31st Annual Old Fashion Christmas Walk have approved replacing the traditional 40-foot Christmas tree with a 40-foot Shadfly Effigy. The new display is reportedly made from wood, glue and the collected remnants of shadflies from this previous summer. […]

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