Local seagulls stoked to hear about new Burger King

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A recently announced new Burger King location in North Bay has the local seagull population cawing with joy. Somewhere between 200 and 4000 seagulls are “incredibly excited” to hear that the franchise is returning to the city, says a spokesman for the birds. The Seagull King, […]

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Supervillain Seagull King vows to “destroy” Shad Man

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Recent reports of a masked “Shad Man” come as no surprise to super villain “The Seagull King,” a tall man-bird hybrid who regularly stalks the North Bay Waterfront. Speaking to thenorthbaybay.ca on Thursday, The Seagull King began the conversation by demanding a container of sand-covered fries. When provided, King […]

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