Local seagulls stoked to hear about new Burger King

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A recently announced new Burger King location in North Bay has the local seagull population cawing with joy. Somewhere between 200 and 4000 seagulls are “incredibly excited” to hear that the franchise is returning to the city, says a spokesman for the birds. The Seagull King, […]

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Cormorant named “North Bay’s Bird”

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The Cormorant, an aquatic bird often mistaken for a duck, has been named North Bay’s “Official Bird.” The decision comes after a city-wide survey which asked citizens to choose a bird to represent the city. “There were seven choices,” says Councillor Vic Tikus. “Cormorant, Seagull, Brant, Long-Tailed […]

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An Easy Guide to the Winners and Losers of North Bay’s Election

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — With Monday’s election closed and the votes tallied, it is time to take a look at the winners and losers of North Bay’s 2018 Municipal Election. Mayor Winner Al McDonald returns for a third stint as Mayor of North Bay, having won the election with 8079 […]

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City Council announces wrestling show

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Seeing Sheldon Forgette step into the ring has inspired Mayor Al McDonald. “I’ve thought about wrestling for years,” says McDonald. “Every time someone has challenged our parking bylaws, I’ve been thinking ‘I wish I could drop an elbow on this guy.’ But I never thought I’d […]

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Giant pterosaur attacking everyone in North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Lucille Carver remembers when she first heard reports of a dog-nabbing bird in North Bay. “I was so scared for my little puppy, and for others too.” But now as a carnivorous, thirty foot wide prehistoric pterosaur terrorizes the city, Lucille wishes it was only small dogs. “I’d give […]

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North Bay animals prepare for battle

From: Jeff Hurly, thenorthbaybay.ca staff In a stunning and unexpected development, several local animals have been seen preparing for combat. Numerous dogs, cats, and at least one budgie named “Pippin” have been witnessed donning plate mail, cuirasses, tiny leather gauntlets and horned iron helmets as they await what can only be an incoming deluge of […]

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