New Soap Opera “Bays of Our Lives” Starts Filming

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A new daytime soap opera set in North Bay has started filming. Produced by Northern Bond Entertainment, the drama series is entitled “Bays of Our Lives” and will consist of 88 half hour episodes created for daytime television. Executive Producer Thelma Carter says the studio is excited to feature […]

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The City Council Nerf Gun Massacre

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tragedy struck Tuesday night when City Hall was transformed into a war zone as an effort to make City Council meetings less stressful backfired. Last week, Councillor Scott Robertson suggested using Nerf Guns to lighten the mood in City Council, though Al McDonald opposed the idea, […]

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Council meetings to now include Nerf® gun wars!

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — City Council can be rough sometimes. Seldom does all of Council agree on something, and this strife can create stress and cause strain. That’s why North Bay City Councillor Scott Robertson has brought forward a new idea: Nerf® gun wars. “It can get tense, so what […]

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Exposé: City Hall is actually a crashed alien spacecraft

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff HANMER — It is 3 am on July 8th, 1976 in the tiny township of Hanmer when a crash “like a thunderclap” wakes local farmer David St. Martin. Investigating the next day, St. Martin finds something incredible – nearly a kilometer of wreckage, and at its center is a “massive ship of […]

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Despite horrific apocalypse, Council says North Bay is fine

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — As meteors descend upon North Bay, painting a Lovecraftian portrait of a fiery hellscape, city council has passed a motion that everything is still perfectly fine. With the recent ascent of THE ONE BEYOND from Lake Nipissing, citizens pleaded for North Bay’s City Council to take action. […]

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City Council declares lack of donuts an “emergency”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — An impromptu City Council meeting Thursday night was brought to a halt when Councillor Vic Tikus discovered that the meeting was sorely lacking donuts. Having started the meeting with two boxes of a dozen assorted donuts, Tikus discovered that nothing was left but “two Old Fashion […]

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