Santa not visiting North Bay, sending Krampus army instead

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse. Monday evening, a prepared announcement from the North Pole revealed that Santa would not only be bypassing North Bay this year, but also that Claus would be sending the Gateway to the North a “veritable army of […]

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Al McDonald Takes Over Mall Santa Centre, Escapes Imprisonment

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – The Mayor of North Bay appears to have gotten himself first into the Christmas Spirit and then into some Christmas trouble. Al McDonald, the long-time Mayor of North Bay, is wanted by Northgate Mall Security on charges of Mall Mischief, Mall Misconduct, and Mall Possession of […]

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Santa Places Ontario Northland on “Naughty List”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Santa Claus, the jolly giver of Christmas gifts, has placed Ontario Northland on his “Naughty List.” “I’m deeply saddened to hear that Ontario Northland has cancelled the Christmas Train this year,” announced Claus Wednesday afternoon. “That train has brought so many smiles to good girls and […]

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Santa Claus boycotts North Bay

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Those waiting for a visit from Jolly Saint Nick this Christmas in North Bay may be in for a disappointment. As NORAD sets up to track Santa during his world-wide gift giving trip on Christmas, a spokesperson from the Santa Tracker delivered some disturbing news for North […]

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